dichotomy
dʌɪˈkɒtəmi,dɪˈkɒtəmi/
noun
noun: dichotomy; plural noun: dichotomies
1.
a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different.
Such as, for instance, how Winter provides beautiful long dark nights, with some interesting constellations and objects to check out ... but Melbourne provides nothing but bloody clouds whenever you want to try to get out to a dark sky on a particular Saturday evening.
Dammit.
Here's what it could have looked like...
